:This website contains OPINIONS. Some you may DISAGREE with. If that offends you, then you are not mentally or emotionally stable enough to access this website's contents. The following groups should NEVER set their eyes on this website:
1. The Politically Correct Crowd - THIS IS A MUST on this list. I don't want some bedwetting PC wuss crying to me about how I might be part of a Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy because I've never voted Democrat and because I believe in legal gun ownership, reasonably low taxes, and No-Holds-Barred Capitalism. If your precious feelings are hurt by an the very sight of an American flag like a cross to a vampire, then I want you to click the back button. And I don't want to hear about your anti-war and pro-Palestine bullshit either.
2. Religious Fundamentalists (AKA: Jesus Freaks) - No, I'm not talking about your average Christian. I'm talking about these idiots who think rock music is satanic as long as it doesn't sing about Jesus and God every other word. (NOTE: I have yet to hear a good Christian Rock band). And these idiots also hate Halloween, because they think that is a holiday for the devil. What a bunch of crap! I have yet to see a trick-or-treater yell, "HAIL SATAN, FOR HE IS THE ONE WHO GIVES ME NOURISHMENT!". Try attending a different church other than "Bubba's Baptist Church at Confederate Trailer Park". It'll do you schmucks good.
3. Communists - Your system never worked and they never will work because it's a violation of human nature. Get over it, throw away your Che t-shirts, get a job, and raise a family, you spoiled college kid. Capitalism isn't so bad now, is it?
4. Fascists and Anti-Semites - I don't think I need much of an explanation here. The Holocaust didn't happen? Okay, where were those 6 million people after World War II? That "Jewish Conspiracy" and "Jewish-Controlled Media" stuff is bullshit by the way. I have yet to see a rabbi whispering in Tom Brokaw's ear saying, "I don't think you should say that, Mesuggah..."
5. The Cop that Pulled me over - Soon there will be a memorial bridge named after you... If you know what I mean...
