| MUZAK: |
| Black Sabbath | - If you don't know who Black Sabbath is, I hope you die. |
| Dio | - \m/ It's fucking DIO! \m/ |
| Metal Sludge | - An excellent website on all that is METAL! |
| Tenacious D | - They're here to rock your fuckin' socks off! Obey the D! |
| TOOL | - One of the most kick-ass bands today, with Maynard James Keenan! |
| TV SHOWS: |
| Battlestar Galactica | - Another reason I'll never get laid. |
| Bullshit! | - Penn and Teller expose... what the title says |
| Mr. Show | - Ahh... the unmatched comic genius of Bob Odenkirk and David Cross... |
| Sifl & Olly | - Who knew that sock puppets could be this entertaining? |
| V | - A great, but short-lived Sci-Fi series. Love that rat-eating scene! |
| HUMOR: |
| 8-Bit Theater | - Don't fuck with the Black Mage... |
| DribbleGlass | - Got Dribbleglass? |
| I-Mockery | - Nothing makes you laugh more than a group of cynical bastards! |
| The Onion | - America's finest news source... unfortunately. |
| Osamarama | - The very best Anti-Osama cartoons. |
| FLASH: |
| LiquidGeneration | - So much crap, than I can't describe. |
| Newgrounds | - Home of Assassin, Club a Seal, Pico and the infamous Portal. |
| VGDC | - Video Games, the way you DON'T remember them. |
| MOVIES: |
| View Askew | - Website of the Jay and Silent Bob creator, Kevin Smith. |
| NEWS AND POLITICS: |
| Neal Boortz | - You shall hear the truth... and the Truth shall make you MAD! |
| Drudge Report | - Lots of news and stuff. |
| Spinsanity | - Cuts through the bullshit and tells it like it is. |
| PODCASTS: |
| Distorted View | - Fucked-up news and the always erotic Sextastic Tuesday. |
| FreeTalkLive | - Government BAD! |
| The Hippie Killers | - Hippies SUCK! That's what I think! |
| The Infidel Guy Show | - Radio That Rocks Your Rational Mind! |
| Nobody Likes Onions | - with the sexy, sexy Patrick and the Cat-fuckin'-tastic Hollywood Adam! |
| Penn Jillette | - The louder half of Penn & Teller. |
| Skepticality | - Truth in Podcasting |
| MISC. LINKS: |
| The Asylum | - An Aussie and an American lay the smack down on P.C. Pussies. |
| EHOWA | - Ernie's House of Whoopass! |
| Fredryk Phox | - Probably some of the most fucked-up shit I've seen on camera. |
| JackinWorld | - Great advice for those lonely nights... |
| Maddox | - He's an arrogant asshole, but he's funny. |
| Pets or Food | - What's cute and cuddly also makes a great snack! |