Shaving - Why do I have to use a blade?!
The NAACP - What a fucking joke!
"Best of..." Albums - Destroy them all!
College - Don't go! Save yourself!
The Draft - Send them rich boys off to war, accoding to one peace-loving Democrat.
War in Iraq - This rant, and the war was inevitable.
Rage Against the Machine - Rebel against the worst invention in human history!
Where America's Headed - A SERIOUS rant on where I think America's headed.
College, Part 2 - The shitty saga continues, but this time, I'm getting revenge! Commies beware!
Kelly Osbourne - I don't think this needs explanation...
Face it, you're... - A program a great many deal of women need to take.
A Day in My Life - I'm a lazy bastard, and proud of it!
Stalked by Ned Flanders - The horror of obsessive Jesus Freaks.
Election 2004 - My vote for president this election.
Don't Rock the Vote... - My thoughts on the "Get Out and Vote!" campaigns.
Tom Cruise - Tom Cruise sucks. And he's really gay. OH NO! TOM, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!
Old People - Sometimes you gotta shit in their apple sauce.
Spinach - WHO SHIT IN MY SPINACH?!!
