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Submitted 3/6/07
Dammit, I'm sure every website has done this shit one time or another, including the almighty Maddox, but it's time to throw in my 2 cents (they're called 2 cents because a person's opinion is essentially WORTHLESS!) on these annoying sayings. I'm sure everyone keeps hearing the same annoying sayings parrotted by people who they for some reason associate with. Often these people lack critical thinking and common sense, or they have something to hide that's extremely fucking obvious. You'll see...
Annoying Shitty Saying #1:
"I'm not religious... I'm spiritual!"
BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! You have a religion that you fucking made up either by pussyfying Judeo-Christianity or snatched a few bullshit New Agey shit from "Wicca" and "Neo-Paganism" and other kooky popular here-today gone-tomorrow religions that people adopt to feel comfortable and think they're being free-thinking. In reality, they are no more rational than Jerry Falwell and his Bible-thumping, Fuck-your-mother-in-an-outhouse ilk. Just cut the shit and become an Atheist, Agnostic, or even better, a Satanist!
Annoying Shitty Saying #2:
"It's about this big..." Followed by some gesture attributing a ridiculous length to his cock.
You have a small dick, get over it.
Annoying Shitty Saying #3:
"Of course, I support her because it's about time we have a woman President."
Uh... so you don't give a fuck about her policies? Do you know anything about that? I see this everytime I see the newspeople asking women if they would support Hillary for President. It seems that to many of these dopes who are asked this, the only criteria for whether or not Hillary becomes the Commander-in-Chief of this country's military, the leader of the Executive Branch of the world's only superpower is whether or not she has a cunt. As hard as it is to believe for some, she probably does. There are plenty of ugly guys with penises. However, that shouldn't be the lone criteria. That being said, no guy has ever admitted to finding Hillary attractive because his boyfriend might get upset.
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